Building social media profiles is a genuine time sink. This innovative service will build social media profiles for you by having you fill in one online form, then having a social media expert build  social media profiles on 25 different sites  for you.  Social media profiles are entered by hand and include three jobs, three schools, your contact info, personal statement and profile photo.  The entire process takes two to five business days to complete.

What makes this service especially innovative is that all of your social media profiles (except those that don’t support Ping.fm) are connected to a Ping.fm account. Ping.fm is a tool that lets you post status updates, short messages, blog posts, photos, and videos to all of your profiles with a single message. Instead of spending 45 minutes posting, you log in to ping, pop in your message and you are done.

I’m excited to share our first social media product. It’s pretty simple:

• We’ll completely set up 25 social media profiles for one person for $95.
  What’s included, how it works and detailed pricing is available here.

That should save about eight hours of time, plus we’ll get it right, guaranteed (that means we’ll fix it, or if we can’t we’ll give you your money back).  The basic idea is simple: we do the work so you can go to your meeting, save the universe, or go home early.

In short, it’s a set of tools for social media users. Doing repetitive tasks is not something that most people enjoy. We’re a little funny. Being former employees of the Department of Redundancy Department for a large divison of the Department of Defense, we like repetition and monotony, and nothing is more repetitious than managing social media websites.  So we figured we’d make a few tools available to you that might let us do the boring grunt work while you go out and get the next blockbuster deal, go out and party or just feed your pet hamster.